HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT TO FREAKING MAKE OF YOU. He's not sure if you're totally delusional or just having fun leading him on but he's pretty sure you're totally delusional and a moron. "WHY AM I TALKING TO THIS GUY". "OH GOD THOUGH IF I STOP AND DON'T GET THIS THROUGH TO HIM HE'LL PROBABLY DIE AND THAT WOULD BE TERRIBLE" "Seriously though how did he live to be even THAT old"

Back at you!